OLD AGE PENSIONER BLUES

POETRY READING (3)

I've got the old age pensioner blues.

I've started standing at the wrong end of queues.

I'm thinking no news is bad news

and I'm losing the taste for booze.

Just realized I've been pissing on my shoes.

Oh, and the smell on the landing, please excuse.

I'm now attached to a rather short fuse.

It's a mystery to me how I got this bruise.

I've got the old age pensioner blues...