FUNNY

HILARITY                                         

I was helpless with laughter, ready to have a nightcap and I hadn't got my teeth in; I'd just taken them out and put them away for the night and then it all kicked off...I was out of control.  Talk about splitting your sides.  I can't remember laughing like that ever before. My wife tells me she started to get alarmed, I just couldn't stop laughing...she thought I'd gone mad.